1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,524 (bell rings) 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,698 ? When I wake up in the morning and the alarm gives out a warning ? 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:08,572 ? I don't think I'll ever make it on time ? 4 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:11,476 ? By the time I grab my books and I give myself a look ? 5 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,971 ? I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by ? 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,006 ? It's all right ? 7 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,712 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:23,850 ? If the teacher pops a test I know I'm in a mess ? 9 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:26,826 ? And my dog ate all my homework last night ? 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,693 ? Ridin' low in my chair, she won't know that I'm there ? 11 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:33,189 ? If I can hand it in tomorrow it will be all right ? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:35,224 ? It's all right ? 13 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,795 ? 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ? 14 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:55,015 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 15 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,649 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the-- ? 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,820 ? It's all right, 'cause I'm saved by the bell ? 17 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:19,075 This history class is a kid's worst nightmare. 18 00:01:19,112 --> 00:01:21,672 Our teacher, Mr. Dickerson, is more horrible 19 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,582 than four zits on a first date. 20 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:27,519 (bell rings) 21 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:32,956 - Good morning, Mr. Dickerson. - Stop sucking up, it won't work. 22 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:37,261 Tomorrow is our history midterm. 23 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:41,791 No one has passed it in three years. 24 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:45,600 This grade is important to me, I've got to get an A. 25 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,540 Sir, can we at least review what's gonna be on the test? 26 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,475 Okay. 27 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:54,174 - Who shot Lincoln, Screech? - It wasn't me. 28 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,909 - John Wilkes Booth. - Where? 29 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,384 - Ford Theater. - Year? 30 00:01:58,418 --> 00:01:59,681 - 1865. - Successor? 31 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,711 - President Johnson. - Which Johnson? 32 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,985 Magic Johnson. 33 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,460 Laugh now, loser. None of this is on the test. 34 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:11,294 - (cackles) - PA: Morning, class, 35 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,823 this is your principal, Mr. Belding. 36 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,529 Stop interrupting my class! 37 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:20,268 Would the class trip representatives report to my office immediately? 38 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:22,298 Thank you. 39 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:29,114 Mr. Dickerson, I don't want to miss the review, 40 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,312 but this class trip is the biggest deal of the school year. 41 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,218 - Go! - All right. 42 00:02:34,254 --> 00:02:38,418 But the only trip this class will take is to summer school. 43 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,483 (cackles) 44 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:46,823 The highlight of the school year is taking you on the annual class trip. 45 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:50,303 Today we pick our destinations, so let's hear your ideas. 46 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:53,500 I think we should visit the Hershey Chocolate Factory. 47 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,539 Fat chance, Milton. 48 00:02:57,778 --> 00:02:59,974 Why don't we take a cruise to Hawaii? 49 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,005 We don't have enough money to take the class on a cruise. 50 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:05,041 Well then, just send me. 51 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:10,653 We should do something significant. Let's picket a nuclear power plant. 52 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,126 Why don't you save that for your honeymoon? 53 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:17,688 - (kids arguing) - Belding: Please! Please! 54 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:21,292 This trip can be educational and fun at the same time. 55 00:03:21,334 --> 00:03:23,325 Let's go to Las Vegas. 56 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,101 We can study the Roman Empire at Caesar's Palace. 57 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:32,001 Let's go to the Hostess Museum, I hear they have a great Ding Dong exhibit. 58 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:34,412 You're a ding-dong, Milton. 59 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:36,883 - (arguing) - Belding: Hold it. Hold it! 60 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,386 Hold... it! 61 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:43,481 Since we can't agree, I'll pick a place I'm sure everyone will like. 62 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,355 That sounds fair, Mr. Belding. 63 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,885 In the meantime, hit those books because if you don't pass your midterms 64 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:51,193 there'll be no class trip for any of you. 65 00:03:56,470 --> 00:04:00,202 Jessie, was Archduke Francis Ferdinand assassinated at Sarajevo? 66 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,265 Yes, very good, Zack. 67 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:04,300 All right, and that started World War I. 68 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:08,508 I thought it was 'cause everyone was shooting at each other. 69 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,607 Stop fooling around, you simp. 70 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,813 Oh, thanks, I had a fly on my head. 71 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:18,052 Zack, I am really impressed. You really are serious about this test. 72 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,991 Not the test, the trip. 73 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:23,690 I heard that Dickerson flunked his own kid last year. 74 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:26,324 Come on, guys, all we have to do is study the material 75 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,994 and Dickerson can't stop us from going on the trip. 76 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,026 Zack's right. 77 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:35,639 You'll never pass my test, Zackie. 78 00:04:38,645 --> 00:04:40,670 Psst... 79 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:44,173 your looks won't get you through this one, cheerleader. 80 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:49,520 ? F, F, F, you're both getting an F ? 81 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,787 I need a break. 82 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,886 Yeah, let's watch "Fresh Prince." 83 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,591 ? You think you're smart, you think you're hip ? 84 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:04,127 ? Put your books away, 'cause there's no class trip ? 85 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:12,436 It's been almost five minutes since the bell rang. 86 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,847 - Where do you think Dickerson is? - I hope nothing happened to him. 87 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:22,479 All right, look everybody, if Dickerson's not here in 30 seconds, 88 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,616 I'm invoking the five-minute rule. 89 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,319 What's the five-minute rule? 90 00:05:26,359 --> 00:05:29,329 If a teacher doesn't show up within five minutes of the bell, 91 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:32,491 - everyone is free to leave. - I've never heard of that rule. 92 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:36,196 All right, there's 10 seconds left. 10... 93 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,466 All: Nine, eight, seven, six-- 94 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,530 Five-minute rule, eh, Morris? 95 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:43,271 How'd you know? I just made it up. 96 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:47,639 Class, Mr. Dickerson will not be here today. 97 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,706 (all cheering) 98 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:51,911 Gee, that's too bad, what happened? 99 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:54,649 Well... 100 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,885 he came into the teachers' lounge and gave everybody an F. 101 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:01,383 I knew he needed a rest when he sent me to detention. 102 00:06:01,428 --> 00:06:05,194 Does that mean we don't have to take his midterm? 103 00:06:05,232 --> 00:06:07,633 Whoa... whoa. 104 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,192 No. 105 00:06:09,236 --> 00:06:12,866 The test will be given by our substitute teacher, Mr. Belding. 106 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:17,068 I think you're losing it, sir. You're Mr. Belding. 107 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:21,377 This is also Mr. Belding. This is my brother, Rod Belding. 108 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,607 Get out of here. 109 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:28,451 He's right, I'm his brother. I'll take over from here, Richie. 110 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,549 It's Richard, Rodney. 111 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:34,891 I can't believe it, two Beldings in one school. 112 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:39,331 Wow, a building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding. 113 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:45,131 So there won't be any confusion, call me Rod. 114 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,998 Whoa. 115 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,067 This test looks pretty hard. 116 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:55,309 I heard if you don't pass it you can't go on the class trip. 117 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,715 That's just an ugly rumor, sir. 118 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,311 I don't want to be part of any ugly rumor. 119 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:03,448 Instead of taking history, let's make some history. 120 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:06,790 Everybody pick up your test, and do what I do. 121 00:07:09,329 --> 00:07:13,095 - Woo-hoo! - All: Woo-hoo! 122 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,125 I love this guy. 123 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,634 - Mr. Belding? - Please, call me Rod. 124 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:25,202 Okay, Rod. 125 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:28,374 What about our grades on the midterm? I have to get an A. 126 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:30,179 Okay, you got an A. 127 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:34,083 I'll have an A also, Rod. 128 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,682 You're gonna give us whatever grade we want? 129 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:40,853 No, I'm giving you whatever grade you think you deserve. 130 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,555 Then I'll take an A. 131 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:45,792 I thought the first time I kissed Zack was the happiest moment of my life. 132 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,392 - Kelly. - Oop-- 133 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,837 Put me down for an A , Rod, honey. 134 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:54,067 Okay, Rod, 135 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,940 is this on the level here? Are you for real? 136 00:07:56,977 --> 00:08:01,539 I believe teacher-student relationships should be based on trust. 137 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,345 Now, what do you deserve? 138 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:06,512 Trust me, sir, definitely an A. 139 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:10,352 Mr. Rod, sir, I have a real problem. 140 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,950 My heart says A, but my head says C . 141 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:17,260 And my lips say you're brain dead if you take the C . 142 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,129 What's it gonna be, son? 143 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,793 Okay, I'll go for it, B-. 144 00:08:24,804 --> 00:08:27,296 ...So I said to the head of the airline, 145 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,570 "Now make somebody else a vice-president, 146 00:08:29,609 --> 00:08:32,579 I need my summers off to follow my dreams." 147 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,071 Being a substitute teacher is perfect, 148 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:39,450 I get the same vacation you guys do and none of the homework. 149 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:44,322 - How's it going in here? - Radical, Richie dude. 150 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,816 Mr. Belding, your brother is the best teacher I've ever had. 151 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:51,058 - All: Yes. - Yeah, you're nothing alike. 152 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,467 It's hard to believe you're even brothers. 153 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,401 What he's trying to say, sir, is that you're both so... 154 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,068 so... so different. 155 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:07,410 Yeah, he's got so much more hair than you do, sir. 156 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:11,974 Oh, but you have a much bigger forehead. 157 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:16,087 Thank you for bringing that to my attention. 158 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,113 Now for the big news. 159 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,856 I have decided where we're going for our trip. 160 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,193 - Zack: Really? Where, sir? - Ready for this? 161 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:27,063 We're going to camp out under the stars 162 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,501 at Yosemite National Park. 163 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:32,904 - All: All right. - Yosemite, that could be good. 164 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,499 I like it, Mr. Belding. 165 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,943 - You guys are really brave. - What do you mean? 166 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,507 You're letting my brother lead you into the woods. 167 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:47,612 When he was 12 we camped out on the front lawn, he got lost. 168 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,591 - Yes, there it goes. - Home run! 169 00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:57,290 All right, yes. Great game, guys. 170 00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,425 - You guys having a good time? - Yeah, but what if Mr. Belding 171 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,731 catches us in here watching the Dodger game? 172 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:06,399 You're right, he'll be mad, he's a Giants fan. 173 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,908 Stop worrying, he's at a school board meeting. 174 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,173 Rod, you're the best. You're not like a teacher at all. 175 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,078 You're like one of the guys. 176 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,946 Check this out. 177 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,010 Uh-hmm. Will the prettiest girls in school 178 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,750 please report to the principals' office 179 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,622 immediately for some chips and dip? 180 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,626 Come on, Zack, cut it out. 181 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:30,755 I'm just playing principal. I didn't press the button. 182 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:33,129 Oh... now it's my turn. 183 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,895 I do a great Belding. 184 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:40,602 - Zack, sit down. - Okay. 185 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,268 I think it's time we had a man-to-man, 186 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,175 guy-to-guy talk. 187 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,647 Remember the last three letters of principal spell "pal." 188 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,450 Now-- 189 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,954 Screech, you all right? 190 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,150 Yeah-- whoa. 191 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,593 Oh, just kidding. 192 00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,789 You really do remind me of my brother. 193 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:08,431 - You guys excited about the class trip? - Oh, man, I can't wait. 194 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,995 Imagine, sitting under the stars 195 00:11:12,038 --> 00:11:14,905 cuddling with Kelly around a campfire. 196 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:17,501 - (sighs) - I don't need a girl to keep warm. 197 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:20,206 Mom's packing three pairs of long johns... 198 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:25,218 with a lock on the trapdoor to keep the bears out. 199 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,118 I'll never forget our class trip, it was the greatest ever. 200 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:30,316 - We went white-water rafting. - Really? 201 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,257 - I've always wanted to do that. - There's nothing like it. 202 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,888 Shooting the rapids, taking risks, you're pushing yourself to the limit. 203 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,921 I know exactly what you mean. 204 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:42,629 I felt that way the first time I rode the teacups at Disneyland. 205 00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,639 I'd give anything to go white-water rafting. 206 00:11:45,672 --> 00:11:47,902 I don't blame you, Zack. You gotta grab life. 207 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:51,844 What are you gonna do at Yosemite? Walk around trees and chase squirrels. 208 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,540 Rod, Belding would never take us rafting. 209 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,642 That Belding wouldn't, but this Belding would. 210 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,642 - White-water rafting? - Yeah. 211 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:02,781 It'll be a trip we'll never forget, Jessie. 212 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:06,281 I've done it, Mama, it's the greatest thrill you've ever had. 213 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:09,387 Well, except for dating me, of course. 214 00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:13,388 Oh, please. Should I throw up now, or save it for the raft? 215 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,630 I'm gonna save it for the raft. 216 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:20,003 I've heard it's really exciting, like a spike in volleyball. 217 00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:23,441 I'm gonna do nothing but kick back and look at beautiful scenery. 218 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:28,175 If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait till you see me in a wet T-shirt. 219 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:32,685 If it means you're drowning, count me in. 220 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,814 - Come on, guys, let's go for it. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 221 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,517 We all agreed to go camping with Mr. Belding. 222 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:42,153 Then let's ask him if we can go rafting instead. 223 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,625 - (knocking on door) - Come in. 224 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,563 Mr. Belding, we'd like to talk to you about the class trip. 225 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,596 Absolutely. It's gonna be great spending time with you guys. 226 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:57,167 Look, I've already got the first two days planned. 227 00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,577 - Well, you see-- - Wait till you hear this-- 228 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:04,448 we get up at dawn for the sunrise and we hike to Yosemite Falls 229 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,215 and we watch the deer come down and drink. 230 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,244 - Huh? - That's so sweet. 231 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,224 - I think I'm gonna cry. - Stop it. 232 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:16,195 Then we go on a wildflower walk in the middle of the valley 233 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:18,926 and have lunch-- oh, you are gonna love this, 234 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:22,162 - in the Indian caves. - But, Mr. Belding, 235 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:25,193 - Is something wrong, Slater? - Well no, it-- 236 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,229 it all sounds great, sir. 237 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,538 What Slater's trying to say is that Yosemite seems beautiful 238 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,511 and peaceful and-- Zack? 239 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,776 Actually, Mr. Belding, 240 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:40,753 I don't exactly know how to say this-- it's easy, tell him, Screech. 241 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:44,951 We don't wanna go on your boring nature trip, we wanna go white-water rafting. 242 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:50,395 Rafting? Is this true? Do you all feel this way? 243 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,762 You see, Mr. B, we only have one big class trip 244 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,234 and we all want to do something more challenging. 245 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,101 I understand that, but I don't know anything about rafting. 246 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,606 - It can be dangerous. - Don't worry about it, sir. 247 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,302 Your brother is an expert and offered to take us. 248 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,936 Oh, I see. 249 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:09,175 What you're saying is that all of you would like to go with him. 250 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,947 Mr. Belding, it's a great chance to really find out what we're made of. 251 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,682 Of course I want you to have the best trip ever, 252 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:18,282 and if you all feel this way... 253 00:14:19,325 --> 00:14:21,316 - yeah, sure. - All: All right. 254 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,661 - Screech: All right, Mr. Belding. - Slater: Thanks, Mr. B. 255 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,637 Let's pretend this is the real thing. 256 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,410 We're heading for white water. 257 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:46,043 Everybody hold on. 258 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,554 All: Whoa! 259 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,988 Hey, Kelly. 260 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:55,551 Look at the mountains and the trees. 261 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:59,031 - Oh, there's a deer drinking water. - Where? Where? 262 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,634 It's pretend. 263 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:05,399 If it's pretend, why am I getting seasick? (groans) 264 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,772 Because when you were little, your daddy bounced you on his knee 265 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,743 and the ceiling was low. 266 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,907 - Okay, everybody hold on. - (group gasping) 267 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,074 (whimpers) 268 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,753 Lisa, I can't swim. 269 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,261 - Okay, here comes the big one. - (girls screaming) 270 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,729 - Rod: Okay, okay. - Slater: Whoa. 271 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,997 This is a good time to demonstrate lifesaving skills. 272 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:43,532 - Any volunteers? - Sir, I'm an expert on mouth-to-mouth. 273 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,704 Right, Mama? 274 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,081 Don't flatter yourself. 275 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,553 You're just okay. 276 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,648 That's not what you said Saturday night. 277 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:03,460 Okay. You two ladies lie on the floor. 278 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:08,325 Rod: Guys, kneel next to the victim. 279 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,399 Okay. 280 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:16,341 Zack, put your hand under Kelly's neck. 281 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,276 - Like this? - Good, and elevate her chin. 282 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,804 - Good. You too, Slater. - Okay. 283 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:25,341 Now take a breath -- go for it. 284 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,286 Both: All right! 285 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,759 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What is going on here? 286 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,888 I'm drowning and nobody cares! 287 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,865 I hope there's a good explanation for this. 288 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,732 - There is, Richie-- - Richard. 289 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,567 - The boys were demonstrating CPR. - Yeah. 290 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,699 Looks like they were making out to me. 291 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,539 Besides, you're supposed to be in history class. 292 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,101 Stop being so uptight. 293 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:55,375 We're just using some class time to prepare for this Friday's trip. 294 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,475 Take your class to the room. 295 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:02,045 - (everyone groans) - Come on, everybody. 296 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:08,757 Mr. Belding, don't be mad at Rod, he's a great teacher. 297 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,263 - Rod? - Yeah. 298 00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,789 No other teacher ever cared so much about us. 299 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,234 Maybe he should care more about teaching 300 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,328 and less about being popular. 301 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,170 Maybe you're jealous of your own brother. 302 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,505 Tonight we head for the Colorado River. 303 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,180 I finally found a subject I love -- leaving school. 304 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:40,222 Don't worry, Jessie, if you fall overboard, I'll rescue you. 305 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,699 Someone should rescue you from your macho fantasies. 306 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:51,033 You know, Kelly, this is gonna be the best week of our lives. 307 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,335 - No studying, no homework. - Zack, that is your life. 308 00:17:54,373 --> 00:17:57,104 No, I mean one week away from everything 309 00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:00,909 except my favorite person in the world. 310 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,825 - I'm not gonna drown this time. - (squeaks) 311 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,595 Hey, everybody, the buses are here. 312 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,328 - All right, yeah. - But where's Rod? 313 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:23,358 I'll go look for him. 314 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,776 Belding: I cannot believe you're doing this. 315 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,875 The class trip leaves in five minutes. 316 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,649 - These kids are depending on you. - Come on, Richie, they'll get over it. 317 00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,348 They look up to you. 318 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,552 What is so important that you would disappoint 30 kids? 319 00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:49,254 Richie, if you met this stewardess, you'd know. 320 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,128 You're doing this to spend time with some stewardess? 321 00:18:52,164 --> 00:18:55,293 It's not just some stewardess, this is Inga. 322 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,393 And she's only in town for the weekend. 323 00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:01,771 I knew. I knew it was a mistake to let you come to my school. 324 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,744 You promised me you had changed, but no, you are the same Rod. 325 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,509 You get people's hopes up and then you let them down. 326 00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,312 Richie, she's gorgeous. You should see her, she's a 10. 327 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,478 Is that what you're gonna tell the kids? 328 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,216 That you dumped them for some weekend fling? 329 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,815 Of course not. Tell them I'm sick. 330 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,122 Tell them anything, cover for me. 331 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,595 I'm tired of covering for you. 332 00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:27,065 Come on, Richie, don't be mad, we're brothers. 333 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:32,036 Get out of my school, Rod. 334 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,756 Zack, are you all right? 335 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,658 - I'm not feeling so good, Kelly. - What's wrong? 336 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,265 Excuse me, could I have your attention please? 337 00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:03,030 Would everyone gather around? I have an announcement to make. 338 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:10,268 Unfortunately, my brother Rod cannot take you on the class trip. 339 00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,778 All: What? 340 00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,406 - He can't go? - Why not? 341 00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,439 Well, he's-- 342 00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,383 he has the flu. 343 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:22,854 He is very, very sorry to disappoint all of you. 344 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,255 Great, I guess we won't be going anywhere now. 345 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,521 - Yeah, let's go home, guys. - (murmuring) 346 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,255 See you later, Mr. B. 347 00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:32,663 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold it, hold it, wait a minute. 348 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:36,532 I may not be a great rafting expert like Rod, 349 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,663 or even as cool a guy, 350 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:42,299 but I'd like to try and take his place. 351 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,435 You mean, you want to take us? 352 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:48,505 Yeah, if you don't mind a leader who can't swim too well. 353 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,143 - Let's go rafting, Mr. B. - All: Yeah! 354 00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,750 We'll have a great time, Mr. Belding. 355 00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:00,216 - Thank you. - Sure. 356 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,857 I'll see you on the bus. 357 00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,557 Mr. Belding? 358 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,930 Why didn't you tell them the truth? 359 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,664 - What do you mean? - About the stewardess? 360 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:14,264 - I heard everything. - Oh, you did? 361 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,104 Everything. 362 00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:18,770 I'm sorry you had to hear that. 363 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:22,441 I know how much Rod meant to you and I didn't want to ruin that. 364 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,974 Sir, I acted like a jerk. 365 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,419 I'm sorry for the things I said to you. 366 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,445 I understand, Zack. 367 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,254 Rod always was the more exciting Belding. 368 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:36,262 Maybe. But we got the better Belding. 369 00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:50,001 (instrumental theme music playing) 370 00:21:50,051 --> 00:21:54,601 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0